What do you do when...

[Boeingdog]

I would have freaking donkey punched his ass in the face and then asked how that felt after he picked his jaw off the ground!!

[GligorovDimce]

If he was in my country in europe, i will break his teeth and his fingers on his hands.
But since is here in USA, its totaly different scenario!.
Everything can happend!, and i have ccw licence, and you cant draw weapon out to scrare somebody, you draw to use it!
I will yell at him and make him feel ashamed and probarly i will dial 911 so they will check up on him cuz maybe he is a past bike thief or criminal.
But if i see him trying to move handle bars,then i will know he is trying to steal it,then will be nasty situation for him.very nasty.
All three will apply, braking teeth, finger or hands and dialing 911

[hiddentoken]

I was eating breakfast with a buddy one morning when he told me "Hey man, there is someone sitting on your bike." I ran outside to find a grandmother letting her little grandson sit on my bike. Should I have donkey punched her old ass too? Haha j/k

I wasn't really pissed, more just shocked. Who in their right mind would think that was ok? I told her I was not cool with that and then asked her if she would be ok with me just letting my kid (if I had any) run up and sit in her car to check it out without her approval. The bike was still hot, that little guy could have been burned badly. She didn't know what to say.

I would have been more than happy to let the kid sit on the bike, had the old bag had the courtesy to ask me first.

[Topher]

I've seen several people mention a donkey punch... you do know what a donkey punch is don't you? I don't thing you really want to do that to a dude you don't even know. Hopefully the definition of donkey punch that you know is very different from the one I know.

[noahb]

Haha I was thinkin the same dude.


"Do or Do not, There is no Try"

[hiddentoken]

Yes, I know, that's why I thought it was funny.

[King Of Beers]

Originally Posted by MrDude_1

walk up to their girlfriend and grab her ass.

then tell him, you weren't going to ride her, you just wanted to get a feel for it.

Originally Posted by MrDude_1

thats fucking retarded.
you flick the safety off when drawing... if your pulling out your handgun, you damn well better be ready to use it.


not to mention, most of the people here probably dont even have safetys...

Originally Posted by MrDude_1

pussy.

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! All of this.

Seriously though ," Hey mother fu**er!! Get the fu** off my fu**ing bike!! What the fu** do you think this is every thing is fu**ing mine day!?!? ... ect ect." Or some such language. Then if he gives you sh** you donkey punch him... I guess...

[Visionary]

Originally Posted by King Of Beers

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! All of this.

Seriously though ," Hey mother fu**er!! Get the fu** off my fu**ing bike!! What the fu** do you think this is every thing is fu**ing mine day!?!? ... ect ect." Or some such language. Then if he gives you sh** you donkey punch him... I guess...

[stevem]

Originally Posted by MrDude_1

pussy.

A free pussy.You don't hear that to often.AT least he is out walking around and not locked up in a cell over something stupid.

[Boeingdog]

Originally Posted by King Of Beers

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! All of this.

Seriously though ," Hey mother fu**er!! Get the fu** off my fu**ing bike!! What the fu** do you think this is every thing is fu**ing mine day!?!? ... ect ect." Or some such language. Then if he gives you sh** you donkey punch him... I guess...